grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

(Source: cooknut)

snorlaxatives:

i got an 88% on my film aesthetics midterm and i’m kinda disappointed because i thought i did better than that but i guess that’s life sometimes you feel me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

batrnanglij:

Hello, everybody. This is going to be extremely explicit. So… if you don’t like swearing, um, or angry people — from Wisconsin — then turn your mothereffing camera off NOW. I just got back from Bath and Body Works and I am going to start from the veeery beginning. (sigh) I’m so…

(Source: go-kotta)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

(Source: d0nn0)

asylum-art:

Photographs of Mirrors on Easels that Look Like Paintings in the Desert by Daniel Kukla

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

feaqu:

ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’

(Source: bneezy)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)

officialdaddyegbert:

I love it when younger girls look up to older girls as role models and heroes. I love it when older girls enthusiastically support and protect younger girls. I love it when girls are psyched about the skills and accomplishments of other girls, I love it when girls compliment each other, take care of each other, encourage each other. I love it when girls realize how awesome and important they are. I love it when girls are fuckin’ pumped about girls.

(Source: officialgolgothasterror)

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

(Source: thebluths)